Kebab, or: Flight of the Conchords

Wan'chyer fix? I gots tricks.
I gots words on mah... stick.
Laced w' prepositions,
Basted w' adjectives,
Nouns spiced up w' sharp verbs,
Is you creaming for dis?

Gots to push 'em all down,
Den we roast 'em up quick.
But issall jus' gimmicks
Ain't no substance to dis;
It may look juicy-hot,
But it's jus' steamin' sh**