Must my limericks be funny to you?
I am not at all sure that they do!
So remember this, Bloke:
There's one butt to this joke;
And it flows forth with wet, steamy poo!
Friends,
I don’t know what came over me yesterday and today, but I promise that I’m done with limericks for a while! 💩
-David
Fascinating!
Ok, I have to admit that ‘fascinating’ was not a response that I was expecting for this crass little verse, Suzette!
Your poem’s words were very carefully selected to make modest a contemporary topic. I think you tip-toed adroitly. Therefore…fascinating 😊👍👍
Wow. You make me out to be clever!
Thanks, Suzette!
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David
Pleasure 👍😊👍👍
So … who’s complaining? Nothing wrong with a fine, fecal limerick to approach the new year with.
Yeah, now that I think about it… it suits 2020 quite well, George!
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David
Precisely, mate.
I guess we could use ‘2020’ as an excuse to write anything! 😈
I think my boys would like this one 🤣
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Something for everyone!
I love them just as a vehicle to write utter nonsense. But there’s definitely a craft to it, to write perfect nonsense.
My head’s so full of childish nonsense
that my six-year-old thinks me quite dense,
for I make potty puns
slick and fast with smooth runs
that don’t even stick to the fence
Please don’t get hung up,
She’s nought but a pup!
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Oh goodness how did we get from stellar to poo
Aitishoo
These limericks will find their way into the test of time i can assure you.
Don’t worry, Abi 🙂
I have some other things on my mind other than poo this afternoon!
-David
By rocket
Lol….I wasn’t sure if it is a comment or what. This poo limerick will soon get to of hand. Or what is the classical saying…when the sh!t hits the fan.
Let me bid adieu I’m far from agile.
A comment, someone asked how we got from stars to poop and I said. By rocket
😉
Interesting comment and I tell you why, just yesterday I was reading an insert where the Japaneses are experimenting with wood for space travel since there is so much metal junk orbiting the earth. Wood on the other hand would just burn out.
Interesting
Indeed
Curious the greenie won’t think much of that. Decimating Forests toburnthem in Space. 😂
Lol, i know, deeper discussions to follow one project is off the ground.
Hi abvr if you want to discuss environmentalist and their antics in Australia + the serious stuff we can.
Im not fully into the programme. I sort of follow events on the surface and if i find a topic that is new then i like to explore it further. I have no idea about environmentalists in Australia, if you have an interesting story to tel then please do
Aaah I see what you did there. Thank you for the links….whose essays are these?
Thank you for sharing this morning. It brought a smile to my face.
I’m glad you smiled, Molly. This isn’t usually my style, but my inner child was throwing a tantrum this afternoon 😉
-David
Reblogged this on Nelson MCBS.
Poo is important. Supposedly we’re all just here to push it out to feed the moon! Said some dearhearted loon (obstensibly quoting Gurdjieff, but I haven’t verified that yet).
Hmn. So perhaps my poetry is important poo! 😀
Yes, I believe it is, and most of it smells like roses, too! (Seriously though. Love your po’s. And your CNF prose. :))
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet – my father once said “what if Roses were called poo and poo roses?
A bit of humor always has a place! 😂I agree with Suzette!
Suzette is very agreeable indeed 😀
Thanks, D.
-David
Keep your child alive 😉
he’s rather rude though!
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Made me smile 😊
I’m really glad 😌
Thanks so much for your feedback, Pallavi!
All best,
David
Haha
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Eeewwww! (Appropriately?) gross!!
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lol!
berk!!!
At least that saves me the time of having to make a meal for a while!
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Glad I had my breakfast already? 🙂
I giggled , what a well formed piece of shite well worthy to boast. What a pretty young turd am I
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I forgive you David! Maybe somebody made you 6 years old again, when you were sleeping. It’s not your fault::)
Really!!😴
Totally not my fault, Karima! REALLY!
A nice smile before I attempt to get some rest tonight.
I’m glad – that’s what I was hoping for 👍
-David
Haha. What a well formed piece of shit. It did brought a smile to my face.
I am new on wordpress and I would love some support for my blog posts. Please do visit my site. Thank you 🤗
Thanks so much for stopping by – I’ll check your blog out!
-David
Thank you ☺️
Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
I KNOW—YOU CAN RUN AWAY SCREAMING FOR RELEASE! I CHANGE IT UP WITH FOUR-LINERS AND THE OCCASIONAL SONG PARODY OR HAIKU. OR LEAST I TRY!