A clean limerick
She goes through loads of laundry every night,
Stuffing beckoning front loader tight,
Presoaking downy delicates fine,
And of soft dryer fuzz not a sign!
Oh, her fluffing & folding fast delight!
d’Verse
Poetics: Put your Words on Spin Cycle
For this d’Verse poetry prompt, we were instructed to write laundry poems. This could mean anything we want it to:
- Write about a tryst that starts at the laundromat;
- Tell us what happens to all those missing socks;
- Air some ‘dirty laundry’;
- Write a tiny poem that might have been found crumpled in a pocket when sorting the laundry;
- Write a poem full of laundry instructions. How would you wash the moon? A broken heart? Hang a daisy out to dry?
OR: If we were still feeling a little stiff and starched, we could throw 3 (or more) of these words or phrases into our poem dryers and see what tumbled out: fluff & fold; spin cycle; permanent press; wash & wear; cycle; dryer fuzz; machine wash warm; tumble dry; dry flat; presoak; wrinkled; front load; rinse; fine delicates; clothes pins; downy; tide.
The Skeptic's Kaddish ๐ฎ๐ฑ 
This is fantastic!
๐๐๐ป Joseph ๐๐ป๐
You are welcome, sir.
Cleverly penned ๐ I had a good laugh when I neared the end ๐
๐ Veera ๐
Haha folkloric dirt LURV! almost as dirty as the pre-downy delicates ๐
Thanks so much, Sara.
I’m glad you enjoyed this one ๐
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David
This is absolutely outstanding ๐ I enjoyed your cute limerick very much ๐
๐๐ค๐ Sanaa ๐๐ค๐
A very cute limerick… I’m more used to the naughty ones.
Bjรถrn, I would never.
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David
Hehe this is very cute!
I’m so glad that you enjoyed it, Plaka.
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David
Clever!
Thanks, Ken ๐
-David