Coarse, or: Smooth

It'll remain when I am laid flat;
I'll be buried with what I last begat.
No matter how hard I push
while seated on my tush,
my last shit shall never get shat.

50 thoughts on “Coarse, or: Smooth”

1. A true classis of the limerick form.
   Congratulations David, exceptionally well done!
   You are sir, a true master.

   1. You know, I don’t even know how this one came to me, except that I tend to think about death a lot, and perhaps this came to me when I was thinking that I really needed to go to the bathroom… I don’t quite recall!

      ❤
      David

      1. I recall years ago my brother died while taking a dump🤔

         1. Just like Elvis and Michael Jackson. Well… they were in the bathroom when it happened… not sure about the details, TBH…

2. There’s a lot of it going around I gather, because no gives a shit, so it must be somewhere 😉

   1. Paul – are you familiar with this comedy skit?
      (look at my blog directly if you can’t see the video)

      1. LOL, that is so funny, and has many levels.

   2. I am full of it since I have a bowel problem that makes smelly concrete.😱

      1. 🙂

      2. Baking soda or vinegar are suggested in this helpful ehow to get rid of smells from concrete. Neither are toxic to humans!
         https://www.ehow.com/info_8762578_damp-smells-concrete-floors.html

         1. Ha ha

3. 😂😂😂😂

   1. 🤡

4. 😂

   1. 😘

5. True. Everything is laughable if you look at it from the right angle. (K)

   1. 😍 Kerfe 😍