Coarse, or: Smooth

A limerick

Rated PG-13 for strong language and themes

It'll remain when I am laid flat;
I'll be buried with what I last begat.
No matter how hard I push
while seated on my tush,
my last shit shall never get shat.

50 thoughts on “Coarse, or: Smooth”

    1. You know, I don’t even know how this one came to me, except that I tend to think about death a lot, and perhaps this came to me when I was thinking that I really needed to go to the bathroom… I don’t quite recall!


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