A limerick
Rated PG-13 for strong language and themes
It'll remain when I am laid flat;
I'll be buried with what I last begat.
No matter how hard I push
while seated on my tush,
my last shit shall never get shat.
It'll remain when I am laid flat;
I'll be buried with what I last begat.
No matter how hard I push
while seated on my tush,
my last shit shall never get shat.
A true classis of the limerick form.
Congratulations David, exceptionally well done!
You are sir, a true master.
You know, I don’t even know how this one came to me, except that I tend to think about death a lot, and perhaps this came to me when I was thinking that I really needed to go to the bathroom… I don’t quite recall!
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Just like Elvis and Michael Jackson. Well… they were in the bathroom when it happened… not sure about the details, TBH…
There’s a lot of it going around I gather, because no gives a shit, so it must be somewhere ๐
Paul – are you familiar with this comedy skit?
(look at my blog directly if you can’t see the video)
LOL, that is so funny, and has many levels.
I am full of it since I have a bowel problem that makes smelly concrete.๐ฑ
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Baking soda or vinegar are suggested in this helpful ehow to get rid of smells from concrete. Neither are toxic to humans!
https://www.ehow.com/info_8762578_damp-smells-concrete-floors.html
Ha ha
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True. Everything is laughable if you look at it from the right angle. (K)
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