Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
–Erma Bombeck (1927 – 1996)


A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
–André Maurois (1885 – 1967)


To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
–Ogden Nash (1902 – 1971)
This one made me laugh:


The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
–Honoré de Balzac (1799 – 18 August 1850)
This one also made me laugh:


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
–Socrates (470–399 BCE)


Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
–Franz Schubert (1797 – 1828)


The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.
–Peter De Vries (1910 – 1993)
Wonderful compilation of quotes! 🙂 Take care, David!
💜 Cheryl 💜