A two-by-four
EPIGRAPH:
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
–Ingrid Bergman (1915ย โ 1982)
Slow down,
Jellyfish! You
haven't even
introduced yourself!
Awkward, or: Slobbering
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The Skeptic's Kaddish ๐ฎ๐ฑ 
This made me smile! ๐
๐ค Carol ๐ค
Never kiss a jelly fish.. one sting says it all. ๐
And I wasn’t even looking for company! ๐
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David
that’s the problem with them!๐
๐คฃ that’s what I thought moving to this country and finding everyone kissing me on my cheeks and it being completely “normal” ๐๐คฃ
you know what’s funny about this poem? it was inspired by me being stung by an actual jellyfish ๐
Oh my! That has got to hurt ๐ข
it was a small one, don’t worry ๐
I hope the jellyfish was okay! ๐
I assume so, but I never actually saw it… ๐
I haven’t seen a jellyfish since I was a child on holiday at the seaside. It brings back memories. ๐
A wise woman with a fine name!
๐คญ Ingrid ๐คญ
Hehe, some people really do like to dive in fast.
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