Spam, or: Not kosher

My 1^st Lüshi

His comments are blog posts.
I block them. Access denied!
Also, I have received offers:
Illuminati membership and Ukrainian brides.
Seems commenters should exhibit some -
Self-awareness, modicum of pride.
I'll continue ignoring the rabbi,
Although God knows he's tried.

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Lüshi 

I won’t rehash the rules for a lüshi, which you can find here:

Lushi

I will only say – wow… this was not easy. I am sure that it’s significantly more natural to write lüshi poetry in its native Chinese, as intended.