A limerick (NSFW)
The frustrated wife’s prayer
Dear God, please! Help me reach an orgasm! Would I could breach that accursed chasm! Yes... I *know* that Hubby means well; But, oh, holy... mother lovin' Hell! The wimp jumps at my each sob and spasm!
Let’s write poetry together!
When it comes to partnership, some humans can make their lives alone – it’s possible. But creatively, it’s more like painting: you can’t just use the same colours in every painting. It’s just not an option. You can’t take the same photograph every time and live with art forms with no differences.
–Ben Harper (b. 1969)
Would you like to create poetry with me and have a completed poem of yours featured here at the Skeptic’s Kaddish? I am very excited to have launched the ‘Poetry Partners’ initiative and am looking forward to meeting and creating with you… Check it out!
The Skeptic's Kaddish ๐ฎ๐ฑ 
your poor wife David ๐
now do NOT let your daughter catch gander of this one. ๐
๐ Cindy ๐
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My laugh of the dayโฆ๐๐ Thanks, David.
๐๐๐ป July ๐๐ป๐
Actually this is a true Limerick! ๐
๐คญ Punam ๐คญ ~ hey now!
Whaddaya saying, exactlyโ๏ธ
A Limerick should be humourous and rude. It is also said that violation of taboo is part of its function.
This one fits the bill exactly. ๐
I know ๐ – I was jus’ givin’ ya a hard time!
I knew you know!๐ I was trying to sound all knowing! ๐ ๐
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๐คฃ Punam ๐คฃ
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LOL Love your limericks,David.
๐น Dolly ๐น ~ I’m so glad this one is getting laughs!
What else – it’s funny!
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And I laugh. Lol. Slap those words around!
๐ Terveen ๐ ~ I’m so glad you laughed!
Had to, David. Thanks for the laugh. ๐
Ha! Iโm not sure your wife didnโt write this one!
๐ณ Muri ๐ณ
now that got you thinking, didn’t it ๐คฃ
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๐bravo Muri!
:-p
now what – you sticking your tongue out at me? enough said ๐
Oh my! Ha ha
๐๐๐ป Ruth ๐๐ป๐
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Let’s just get straight to the point
We all know you do a damn good limerick, so no surprise
Your mastery of
Exotic adult humour
๐คช๐๐ป Abi ๐๐ป๐คช
Exotic is a typo Poet, a misfit really.
Erotic was suppose to fit nicely.
All the same, happy you enjoyed my interpretation โบ.
I understood what you meantโฃ๏ธ
โค, wonderful Poet.
Completely love this
๐๐ thanks so much ๐๐
๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐. Hey wait a minuteโฆ that is NOT funny!!!๐คฃ
๐ ๐๐ป Steven ๐๐ป๐
Nice
๐๐๐ป Iswar ๐๐ป๐