A limerick (NSFW)
The frustrated wife’s prayer
Dear God, please! Help me reach an orgasm! Would I could breach that accursed chasm! Yes... I *know* that Hubby means well; But, oh, holy... mother lovin' Hell! The wimp jumps at my each sob and spasm!
Let’s write poetry together!
When it comes to partnership, some humans can make their lives alone – it’s possible. But creatively, it’s more like painting: you can’t just use the same colours in every painting. It’s just not an option. You can’t take the same photograph every time and live with art forms with no differences.–Ben Harper (b. 1969)
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49 thoughts on “Sob, or: Spasm”
your poor wife David 😂
now do NOT let your daughter catch gander of this one. 💖
😛 Cindy 😛
My laugh of the day…😆😆 Thanks, David.
😃🙏🏻 July 🙏🏻😃
Actually this is a true Limerick! 😜
🤭 Punam 🤭 ~ hey now!
Whaddaya saying, exactly⁉️
A Limerick should be humourous and rude. It is also said that violation of taboo is part of its function.
This one fits the bill exactly. 😃
I know 😀 – I was jus’ givin’ ya a hard time!
I knew you know!😜 I was trying to sound all knowing! 😅😂
🤣 Punam 🤣
LOL Love your limericks,David.
😹 Dolly 😹 ~ I’m so glad this one is getting laughs!
What else – it’s funny!
And I laugh. Lol. Slap those words around!
😆 Terveen 😆 ~ I’m so glad you laughed!
Had to, David. Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
Ha! I’m not sure your wife didn’t write this one!
😳 Muri 😳
now that got you thinking, didn’t it 🤣
now what – you sticking your tongue out at me? enough said 😂
Oh my! Ha ha
😃🙏🏻 Ruth 🙏🏻😃
Let’s just get straight to the point
We all know you do a damn good limerick, so no surprise
Your mastery of
Exotic adult humour
🤪🙏🏻 Abi 🙏🏻🤪
Exotic is a typo Poet, a misfit really.
Erotic was suppose to fit nicely.
All the same, happy you enjoyed my interpretation ☺.
I understood what you meant❣️
❤, wonderful Poet.
Completely love this
🙃🙏 thanks so much 🙏🙃
🤣😂🤣😂. Hey wait a minute… that is NOT funny!!!🤣
😅🙏🏻 Steven 🙏🏻😅
😁🙏🏻 Iswar 🙏🏻😁