A ‘Septolet’
Putin avoids accessing the Internet. Putin's bodyguards collect his feces when he travels abroad.
Septolet?
The Septolet is a poem consisting of seven lines containing fourteen words with a break anywhere in between the two parts. Both parts deal with the same thought and create a picture.
Let’s write poetry together!

When it comes to partnership, some humans can make their lives alone – it’s possible. But creatively, it’s more like painting: you can’t just use the same colours in every painting. It’s just not an option. You can’t take the same photograph every time and live with art forms with no differences.
–Ben Harper (b. 1969)
Would you like to create poetry with me and have a completed poem of yours featured here at the Skeptic’s Kaddish? I am very excited to have launched the ‘Poetry Partners’ initiative and am looking forward to meeting and creating with you… Check it out!
Tell us how you really feel!
Some humans are…..
I feel really angry and scared, Ruth.
~David
Me too!! 😩
Me too.
That’s a great image. Nothing surprises me anymore. (K)
💘 🙏🏻 Kerfe 🙏🏻 💘
I think I can guess why the minions collect Putin’s faeces – cloning more shits.
Thanks Ben for dropping a like on my dandy senryū my – it reminds me to visit, which I must do more often. There are lots of interesting things to explore.
DD
I love me a good senryu, David 🙂
BTW, please feel free to call me ‘David’ also! That’s my first name.
The word ‘ben’ simply means ‘son of’ in Hebrew, and my father’s name was ‘Alexander’… I created this blog in his memory, you see.
I know it’s confusing because ‘Ben’ is also a common name in English ~ sorry about that!
❤
David
Thank you, David. My son is Alexander; I’ll not get too confused. The title ben rarely gets used in Australia. Maybe it has something to do with the fifties/sixties habit of anglicising everything. Mind you, ten or so years ago Alex bought his first car off a Mohammed and was calling him Mud with friendly familiarity before I’d finished ‘kicking the tyres’.
Be well and do good,
DD
Ha! That’s funny! So your son (in Jewish tradition) is Alexander ben David! 🙂
❤
David
You’ve got it. Lovely.
“Cloning more shits” priceless.
lol ewww ugh 😃
Septolets.. are a wow write. You are good, David.
🤢🙏🏻 Yassy 🙏🏻🤢
Oh lord the collecting the poop is a real thing!!!! lord who does that!!! oh yes… Pee Yutin.
Figures.. he stinks!
🧻 🙏🏻 Cindy 🙏🏻 🧻
Definitely a space cadet – one can only hope he gets a taste of space soon. As for his poor body guards, they truly have crappy jobs.
💩 🙏🏻 Muri 🙏🏻 💩
I hope you are kidding, David.
Shavuah Tov!
😸 Dolly 😸 ~ Google it.
Ick
🤮 🙏🏻 Paula 🙏🏻 🤮
Why do they collect his faeces? What do they do with them afterwards? The mind boggles!
nobody knows for sure – but it probably has to do with him not wanting anyone to be able to check his DNA or find out anything about his health from his stool.
He might be his own enemy. DNA doesn’t lie.
🤷🏻♂️
Sell it as a specially dictated garden shriveller.
😂
Putin like tRump
Habitually
Believes his insanity
G-d complex
Magnified
Scary sense
of importance
My attempt at a septolet
Septolets could become a “thing” for you, Lauren ❤
😛
😃
Why does he do that
He doesn’t access the internet?
That is something else
Life in a military bubble
he’s a technophobe and distrusts the Internet; and he’s very paranoid…
Characteristics of a despot?
not by default, but somehow not surprising either, I think…
Mind blowing that he fears technology
His background is the KGB?
Yep